Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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