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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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