I cockslap morals
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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