Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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