we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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