Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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