But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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