Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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