We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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