the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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