I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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