Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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