I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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