Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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