i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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