If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I am available for nakedness
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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