i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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