is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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