Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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