do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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