whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Mom said you looked used
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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