hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize