I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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