i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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