I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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