I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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