STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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