Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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