how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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