Its about making memories worth repressing
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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