HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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