I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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