That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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