you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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