Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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