Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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