Where is the hickey?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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