So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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