listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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