I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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