I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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