Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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