They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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