Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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