hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You are the jesus of drinking
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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