Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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