his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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