sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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