He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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