he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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